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What do you think Jared is like when he’s not creepily staring us down with his condescending sandwich stare? I mean, his whole adult life has revolved around Subway. He has got to have some serious issues by now. You know he’s got sub shaped slippers. Probably Subway-logo jammies. And when he gets his freak on, [...] THIS IS REALLY WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKS LIKE TO JARED So, I’m at Subway the other day, and I see big ol’ Jared up on the damn SIGN. The SIGN with pictures of sandwiches is HEADED by a big smiling picture of Jared, which is strange, of course, because when Jared smiles it looks more like a [...] Why is it a 5k anyway? Didn’t the communists try that back in 1975? Converting us to the metric system? Last time i checked, i still waste gas by the miles per gallon. If i beat my wife, i do it within inches of her life, not centimeters. So why does it all suddenly change [...] Not having a job isn’t very funny, but being a Negative Nancy all day long doesn’t solve anything. By which I mean it bores me. Listen, I’ve been unemployed, and while it certainly wasn’t my favorite part of my life, I tried to adhere strictly to a few rules to keep my sanity. Let’s go [...] |
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