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By Kit, on February 18th, 2009

THIS IS REALLY WHAT HAPPINESS LOOKS LIKE TO JARED

So, I’m at Subway the other day, and I see big ol’ Jared up on the damn SIGN. The SIGN with pictures of sandwiches is HEADED by a big smiling picture of Jared, which is strange, of course, because when Jared smiles it looks more like a [...]

Foot Longs

By Apok, on February 11th, 2009

Why is it a 5k anyway? Didn’t the communists try that back in 1975? Converting us to the metric system? Last time i checked, i still waste gas by the miles per gallon. If i beat my wife, i do it within inches of her life, not centimeters. So why does it all suddenly change [...]

Exercise

By Kit, on February 9th, 2009

So I signed up for a 5K. Why? Because a friend of mine said she wanted to, but her boyfriend refused to help her train, and she was damned if she was gonna haul her ass 3.1 miles down a road alone for virtually no reason at all. And, really, it’s *no* reason. We’re not [...]

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